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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

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[shippingmath]

[Oh no he didn't. And this, of course, is coming from Jake's gear. Guess what he found lying around?]

Oh, you fucking dick.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro is just going to sit here not indulging them in these childish games as he watches.





Except not really, when he actually realizes what's going on once Dirk responds. He can't resist not getting all up in this once he does.]

sup im dave
im in need of a spoon to stir my love batter
any takers

text from ID Rose Lalonde

[ghostytrainer]

[Somehow John gets the feeling that this isn't Dirk...leaving it to be either Jake or Jane. He's inclined to say Jane just because it seems like the sort of prankstery thing that his teen Nanna would do.]

[And if that's the case, well then...let him just change his ID name real quick and get in on the fun.]

Equestrian and chumpal communication problems on top of the familial irony issues? Well that certainly isn't good.
And this desire to chuck Pokedexes may be indicative of deeper-seated anger issues which really should be addressed before you go postal on our asses.
Come Dirk, I think it would be best if you came to my metaphorical office for some metaphoripsychotheripification. Lay down on the couch, I am sure you will find it both metaphorically and adequately comfortable.
Now which problem would you like to address first, Mister Strider?

[tentacletrainer]

oh man FINALLY!
someone who truly appreciates the japanese masterpiece that is anime.
and that might actually watch it with me unlike A CERTAIN BEST BRO THAT I COULD NAME.
when we meet up again you and i should totally sit down and watch some.
i mean, we should really start getting to know each other.
you're dave and rose's teen dad, and best friends of my nanna and jake.
that's all kind of important!

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[cakelover]

Hi Dirk-chan~! ヽ(^o^) What kind of irony problem do you have, ne?

I like animes too although not as much as Renge-chan...!

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[when_turks_fly]

[ After reading all of this, Valeria really only has one thing to type say to the lot of you, and it's said typed with a considerable bit of affection. ]

You're all goobers.