hoperaider: ([Dirk] I stole your shades! :D)
Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm

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[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
shippingmath: (pic#5353283)

[personal profile] shippingmath 2013-02-23 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If he ever shows up I'm sure the two of you can get along. Talk about SBaHJ or some shit.

The only reason I'm being anything other than courteous in the first place is because he's trying to step in at all.
In way that are completely unsubtle.
The rampant fucking assumptions don't help either.
Have I ever said anything about being gay? Because the answer you're looking for is no.
moveslikestrider: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user="viivus"> (#are you freaking kidding me)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
whoops wasnt clear
i meant before now
i get why right now because youve never said guess what im gay
its like how for years rose kept psycho analyzing me based on my dreams and jokes
dont tell her i told you two and dont ask what they were about
not important