hoperaider: ([Dirk] I stole your shades! :D)
Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm

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[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
moveslikestrider: (Nobody else can see this.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, let me drive home my point with a long steel bladed katana that will never fucking break.

Your sister would be a bit pissed.
Pun not intended.
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well tough shit
marking territory is important in the strider family