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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

I thought I said to keep that quiet.
Oh well, the cat is out of the box now.

[tentacletrainer]

oh.
right.
oops?

[moveslikestrider]

Yes, oops.

[tentacletrainer]

you couldn't expect me to keep this a secret forever!
i mean, this is a big deal!
i kind of have to let your brother know...
we're best friends!

[moveslikestrider]

I was planning on the both us telling him first.
After all, he should be the first to know.
Aside from father and mother.