hoperaider: ([Dirk] I stole your shades! :D)
Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm

[Text] 09th Page

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
moveslikestrider: Art by <lj site="deviantart.com" user name="tehkar"> (My ego is big.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
its piss, dave.
and i did it.
its the first thing i do every morning!
ghostytrainer: (be the cool kid.)

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-02-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
goddammit egbert
i am going to piss on everything you love
moveslikestrider: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user="life_writer"> (pic#5599378)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
what.
even your sister??
moveslikestrider: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user name="guzusuru"> (I swear I'll behave.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
horse feathers ill never get that image out of my head!
moveslikestrider: (Moves like Jagger)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
ill get you back for this strider!!!
mark my words!!!!
tentacletrainer: (You truly amuse me.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
yes even my sister
gotta mark my territory after all
make sure you remember exactly whos sister youre dating
moveslikestrider: (They're made of frozen will.)

wrong icon before

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, there's one line you just do not cross.
Man, you crossed it.
Then you danced back across the line and did a backflip plus handspring right back over it.
tentacletrainer: (You look uncomfortable.)

hehehe

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
bitch plz
there are no lines dave strider wont cross
if youre trying to make a point you may want to get a better pencil shaver
because that dull plastic one aint getting you no where
moveslikestrider: (Nobody else can see this.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, let me drive home my point with a long steel bladed katana that will never fucking break.

Your sister would be a bit pissed.
Pun not intended.
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well tough shit
marking territory is important in the strider family