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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[tentacletrainer]

oh dirk.
whisk me away to your bokeh land of anime and sushi.
my heart can't take us being apart anymore!

[hoperaider]

It's a sad truth, but I'm afraid that I won't be leaving Johto until I've gotten all eight badges here.
I can probably send you stuff to tide you over.
It won't ever be the same, but it's the best I can do in this situation.

[tentacletrainer]

for you, my love?
i will wait forever.
for.
ever.
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[hoperaider]

Haha i commend you for being an excellent 'john roleplayer' rose!
I could hardly contain my chortles and stay in character!

[tentacletrainer]

what are you talking abo--
jake?!
how could you do this!
here i thought i had finally found my soul mate...

[hoperaider]

I had forsaken my emerald green text for bright orange!
Im afraid your soul mate is in another castle!!
Mwahahaha!

[tentacletrainer]

BOOOOOWWWSSSEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

How ever did you know it was me, Jake?

[hoperaider]

In all honesty i just guessed.
I figured chances were good that it was you since you got johns silliness down pat!
But still not quite john.
Just like hes not quite you even if he does a fairly good job at it.

[tentacletrainer]

Well, the longer you spend with someone, the more mannerisms you pick up on, so there's no surprise in that.

[hoperaider]

Exactly!
So im not all that surprised you two are the better roleplayers here probably.

[tentacletrainer]

I appreciate the compliment, though I am sure there are better ones here.
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[[Guess what emote she's decided she likes.]]