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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

you know what happens when you whip it out in front of people.
ill give you a hint its not applause.
not being a prude either.
seeing as you flipped your shit when i even mentioned it.

[ghostytrainer]

totally read that as applesauce

[moveslikestrider]

geeze, dave talk about a one track mind!
but guess what.

[ghostytrainer]

apples are the best txt it
especially if theyre in juice form
holy shit i could drink my weight in apple juice on a daily basis
and then some
damn do i love apple juice

no but ok what egbert

[moveslikestrider]

its piss, dave.
and i did it.
its the first thing i do every morning!

[ghostytrainer]

goddammit egbert
i am going to piss on everything you love

[moveslikestrider]

what.
even your sister??

[hoperaider]

Please do not urinate on anyone's sister in this post.
Thank you.

[moveslikestrider]

horse feathers ill never get that image out of my head!

[hoperaider]

Tough shit, English, it's staying in your head from now to forever.

[moveslikestrider]

ill get you back for this strider!!!
mark my words!!!!

[tentacletrainer]

yes even my sister
gotta mark my territory after all
make sure you remember exactly whos sister youre dating

[moveslikestrider]

oh my god why

[tentacletrainer]

why what bro

wrong icon before

[moveslikestrider]

Okay, there's one line you just do not cross.
Man, you crossed it.
Then you danced back across the line and did a backflip plus handspring right back over it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

me flip my shit??
hahahahahahaha
im dave fucking strider and i do not flip my shits
im the calmest most chill dude you ever saw
the number of shits ive flipped in my lifetime is nil
numero zero
i learned to keep my cool from the fuckin best

[moveslikestrider]

Dave, please.
We both know that you 'lose it' quite easily when the right buttons are pressed.

[plushaeusrumpified]

guuuuurl
this is between me and bro
step off and go mack on your boy toy ok

[moveslikestrider]

You know I can never resist the siren call of perfect time to observe and continue to write my thesis on your psychie and our father's.
It's a truly fascinating topic.
You can hardly blame me for answering the call.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you shouldnt be listening to any calls
especially not those calls
calls lead to bad things
go answer the call of jesus
and put on a chastity belt while youre there
the sirens will only lead you astray
go go go

[moveslikestrider]

Not at all, it gives me some interesting insight into your mind.
Might I ask why you're being so protective?

[plushaeusrumpified]

im not being protective youre just reading too much into shit
but maybe i just dont want you getting all teen pregnant
or preggers
or whatever the kids these days say
im 16 after all
totally and completely mature
cant stay up on all this kid lingo constantly
but yeah man what if you get teen preggo
we cant have any eggos so soon

[moveslikestrider]

[He knows Rose smacks John's ass but he's seen that it...far as he knows that's all that goes on. Not that he asks.]

Maybe I have no possibility of getting 'teen preggo'.
As nice as it is to hear your concerns, I hope that assuages them.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh wow yeah
ok
just
them fears are completely gone now man
totally
thank you so much for that
fears assuaged

[tentacletrainer]

what?!
how could you lie to me like this rose?
i thought we were going to have babies asap and then run away together!
i mean, how can we have a good 20 kids if we don't start early, right?
way to crush my dreams.
:(