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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[hoperaider]

I almost hit English square in the face with it.
But that's only because I'm a sore loser since he sang It's a Small World.
Which should we start with? I've got piles of them all over the fucking place.

[ghostytrainer]

In the future, you might want to aim somewhere other than the face. Breaking his glasses would be terrible.
I would say let's start with your irony pile since you mentioned it first but we'll be here all day if we do that.
so let's mix it up a bit. Start from the bottom.
Have you considered nasal strips for that snoring problem of yours?

[hoperaider]

He'll just have to deal with getting contacts, then.
No, because it usually takes super hearing for people to hear these hedgehog noises.
The only reason anybody would hear 'em would be if they woke up at dawn every morning.