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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

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[cakelover]

Hi Dirk-chan~! ヽ(^o^) What kind of irony problem do you have, ne?

I like animes too although not as much as Renge-chan...!

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[hoperaider]

[Yes, good, someone to completely ruin Dirk's reputation with.]

If I say something's ironic, then that makes it cool.
It's a problem of mine.

Oh, yeah? What's your favorite, then?

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[cakelover]

[ Jake plz. ]

Is that how it works~? I'm not sure that's right, but if you think so!

I like any of them with rabbits in them, ne~! Those are the cutest.

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[hoperaider]

I know so.
I'm the prince of irony.

I like ones with cats and/or robots, personally, but I'll take your word for it.
What's your name?

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[cakelover]

Cats are cute, too~!

I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka, but you can call me Honey!

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[hoperaider]

Good thing there are a lot of different types of cat Pokemon around here.

Nice to meet you, Honey.

[Dirk would probably have a more fanboy reaction to the fact that he's talking to Honey, but. It's Jake.]

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[cakelover]

[ And Jake doesn't watch animes. WELP. ]

I like the orange you type in~! It's very cute, Dirk-chan!