I'll Keep the Area Clear

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I'm gonna do my best to keep track of my threads and posts. u_u;

( I am the Page of Hope koo koo kachoo )

★: Gold star for the guy who managed to become irredeemable in Jake's eyes on his hate list!
☠: Somehow you're enemies with Jake. For real, how did you manage that?
☥: There is a strong dislike toward you.
☥☥: You seem okay! Looking forward to getting to know you a little more.
☥☥☥: Jake likes you enough to call you a friend.
☥☥☥☥: He'd take a bullet for you.
☥☥☥☥☥: Jake's pretty much attached to the hip.
☥☥☥☥☥☥: HE WILL BASICALLY DATE ERIDAN FOR YOU.
☥☥☥☥☥☥☥: Come Hell or high water, this kid will always be there for you. Always.
☤: Like family.
: Crush
: Lover



( Now we spin laps 'round the sun )

( All the gods' laws 2-1 )

( A host of heaven pointed out to us from light years away )

Right, so, Jake's just like all them crazy kids on Homestuck and has a texting quirk.

Dear jake types like hes got more important things to do than worry about anything between the first capital letter and the punctuation mark basically!
Sometimes he will use *these silly asterisks* for an action or for emphasis depending on the situation.
And sometimes he will use *CAPS WITH THOSE DASHING ASTERISKS* for even more emphasis most likely because a certain strider has pushed him to such limits.

He also makes references to various movies/movie characters because he just...loves movies.

So, that brings me to the post! First, I'm asking if you're okay with his font color and whatever? I'll gladly match you with video or voice or whatever as a default, but specifically speaking is his quirk cool? Second, IF you have a character from a movie, is it okay that Jake "knows" your character? He'll refrain from the whole existential crisis thing, of course, but is it okay if he, like...fanboys, for lack of a better term, over the character in question?

I've screened the comments for privacy. :) Also, enjoy Jake dancing to the Numa Numa song.

[Goooood morning Johto! Have a Jake.]

You know, Cianwood is a pretty neat island all on its own, but....

[He frowns a bit as he looks around.]

It's not...what I expected. Then again, I come from a more tropical island, so perhaps this is normal? I'm used to a more rainforest kind of setting, and this...certainly isn't it.

[Jake shrugs.]

I mean, I'm not complaining about it or anything like that! Maybe it's for the best, though. I might have gotten homesick.

[How you get homesick for Murder Island is a mystery for the ages.]

I'm about to go up against the Gym Leader, too! [He takes out a Pokeball and opens it to release Robin Williams the Emolga from it.] I think Robin--

[All of a sudden, he hears a noise. Jake looks utterly confused because he's pretty sure that nobody in his party has a Pichu, and then, abruptly, the Pichu is chasing Robin all over him. He flails, loses his balance, and falls. The Gear falls with him to show that he's hit his head against a rock and he's out like a light.

1-hit KO! CASANOVA gets a boosted 250 exp!]

{OOC: Responses won't come for an hour or two Route time.}

[Jake looks a little sheepish as he holds up his brand new Fog Badge, while Roxy the Delcatty purrs and winds around his legs all content-like.]

Well, that didn't go too terribly. It was looking pretty gosh darn grim when Tate, my Gallade, proved to still have a weakness against ghost-types in the final stretch, but he came through admirably!

[The Delcatty gives him an indignant meow.]

Haha, and Roxy finished off the Misdreavous beautifully!

[And then he sighs.]

I think I'm putting off that battle against Whitney for as long as I can. For...a laundry list of reasons.

Here we go!!!!!!!!!

( Grandma got run over by a reindeer! )

[Sup, Johto! Jake looks extremely happy and pleased with himself. So does Stripes the Zebstrika, posing with his head held high.]

Well, I just got my first badge in Johto!

[Now he looks sheepish.]

Though, I don't think Gym Leader Falkner really appreciated how it all went. Eheh....

[Stripes snorts and looks like he could take on anybody. Someone got an ego boost after a successful gym battle.]

What's the second gym like, now that I'm thinking of it? I've only heard that the Goldenrod City gym has...some issues.

[PRIVATE TEXT TO DAVE STRIDER]

[Now, Jake's dumb, but he's not stupid. He thinks he can understand that after Bro left, Dave might be a wreck. He'd be the same way if Jade had left like that.]

Mr strider i have a query for you!
Are you up for a sparring match?
Im absolute shite with a sword or anything resembling a blade but im good at unarmed combat if thats anything!

[Guess who has Pokemon-related questions. Go on, guess. Yes, it's Jake English.

He's accompanied by a Ralts and a Kirlia this time, though. He's had them for a little while, but the expression on his face is more thoughtful than...well, pained.]

To those chaps raising psychic-type Pokemon, I have a bit of a question for you. Is it possible to teach them how to play things like chess or cards?

[Although, now he looks like he'd rather take something back.]

Actually, you know what? Never mind the cards. I'd really not have to deal with them having a gambling addiction or accusing the other of cheating via telepathy or whatever.

[Gambling Anonymous for Pokemon...yeah, no, that doesn't need to happen.]

I'm also curious to know something. What's the significance of being 16? I've heard that it's something of a special occasion by a friend, but I can't say I follow the reasoning behind a "sweet sixteen."