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hoperaider) wrote2012-11-03 01:45 am
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[Well, Jake is currently on the road to Viridian City Violet City. He's currently resting somewhere off the road, and he looks a mite hassled.]
I've got two questions I'd like to pose at the moment. My first question is how do you feed a possessed candle when the Pokedex says that it feeds off of the life force of humans and Pokemon? Really, I'm all for survival and taking good care of your Pokemon and all that, but I'm not about to kill myself for it.
My sec--YEOWCH!
[That's about when he flails a little, sighs in exasperation, and holds up his hand. Dangling from it is a Totodile, who looks quite content to be chomping down on Jake's hand.]
How in frig's flipping sake do you get Totodiles to not bite you every time they leave the Pokeball?!
[He should've gone for the cat. But no, he wanted the cool blue alligator baby.]
I've got two questions I'd like to pose at the moment. My first question is how do you feed a possessed candle when the Pokedex says that it feeds off of the life force of humans and Pokemon? Really, I'm all for survival and taking good care of your Pokemon and all that, but I'm not about to kill myself for it.
My sec--YEOWCH!
[That's about when he flails a little, sighs in exasperation, and holds up his hand. Dangling from it is a Totodile, who looks quite content to be chomping down on Jake's hand.]
How in frig's flipping sake do you get Totodiles to not bite you every time they leave the Pokeball?!
[He should've gone for the cat. But no, he wanted the cool blue alligator baby.]
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SHE LEARNS BY
S O U N D
ONE SOUND MEANS GO
L E F T
AND ONE SOUND MEANS GO
R I G H T
SHE IS VERY GOOD AT THAT GAME !
BEEP BOP BOOP
MY NAME IS ZACK
ZACK ZACK ZACK
H E L L O
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And i never thought about turning it into a game.
I think the pokedex said that totodiles are playful yes?
Hello zack!
Im jake! Its a pleasure to meet you!
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LEARNING IS FUN
AND GAMES ARE TOO
JAKE DO YOU LIKE
T R I V I A L
P U R S U I T ???
THAT IS THE GAME I LIKE TO PLAY !
BUT
I DON'T THINK IT IS A VERY GOOD GAME
FOR A TOTODILE
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I dont see why learning cant be a game too you know?
Trivial pursuit?
I dont think ive played that game before.
Ive heard of it surely but never had a chance to try my hand at it.
You may be right about it not being such a good game for a totodile but im sure there are others she may like.
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LEARNING IS IMPORTANT
JAKE DID YOU KNOW
THOSE WHO FORGET HISTORY
ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT ???
BEEP BOP BOOP
I KNOW LOTS OF GAMES TOO
BUT THEY ARE GOOD GAMES FOR ME
AND NOT FOR A TOTODILE
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What brought that up?
Well maybe i can come up with a game that involves biting and swimming?
Do you have any idea what else a totodile might need to learn?
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IT IS OKAY TO MAKE MISTAKES
BUT YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THEM !
MY TRAINER SAYS THAT A LOT
AND I THINK YOUR TOTODILE NEEDS TO
L E A R N
BETTER MANNERS
HAHAHA
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Your trainer is very wise then!
Perhaps ill meet him or her one day.
Hah! Yes thats most certainly true!
Ill have to see what i can do about fixing her into a proper lady.
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YES
SHE IS VERY SMART
AND TALENTED
AND PRETTY
AND BUSY !!!
SO IT IS MY TURN TO PLAY
BEEP BOP BOOP
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FIX HER
IS SHE BROKEN ???
ERROR: (A)BORT, (R)ETRY, (F)AIL ?
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What pokemon are you zack?
I think her manners are broken personally.
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P O R Y G O N 2
THE
V I R T U A L
POKEMON !
I TALK TO THE GEAR
AND IT TALKS TO ME TOO
JAKE CAN YOU REINSTALL HER MANNERS ???
MAYBE THAT WILL FIX IT
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I take it you handle your trainers messages and things?
Well if reinstalling them doesnt work i think i can work around them.
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So you're Zack's new friend. He's very excited about you.
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Ahaha i can see that.
Yes im jake.
I take it youre his trainer?
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That's right. My name is Carmen Sandiego.
I appreciate your talking to him; he's had good luck with his network friends so far, but not everyone would be so kind to a curious Porygon.
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Its a pleasure miss sandiego!
Ill admit that i have a hard time understanding why.
Zacks friendly and nice to talk to really.
And ill admit that its pretty interesting to actually talk to a pokemon!
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Carmen is fine, unless you'd like to stand on formality — in which case I'll need a full introduction from you.
He's had a lot of practice at interacting with people. In the beginning, he used to sneak online when he thought I wasn't paying attention and tell jokes to the network at large. These days, he goes on with permission, but in exchange I keep up on who he's talking to.
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That seems fair.
If things go south for poor zack then you could step in to head it off
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I was simply curious since he says he talks to your gear?
Or lives in it im not sure which is more accurate.
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He can enter a PokeGear the same way a Rotom can enter appliances — or the way a ghost might possess a body, I suppose, though it may be too soon for that particular metaphor these days — and interact with the network directly. For a bird whose native language is binary, I'd expect "talking to it" is the best way he knows how to describe what it is he does.
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That makes sense.
I have a good friend whos a computer coding genius so i think she might be interested in learning more about porygon in general.
Im sad to say that she hasnt yet arrived.
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