hoperaider: ([Dirk] I stole your shades! :D)
Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm

[Text] 09th Page

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
plushaeusrumpified: (are the worst of all)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
WOW NO MORE MAKING OUT EITHER!!!!!!
just no more of any of that romantic gross mushy bullshit rose.
none.
forever.
there will be no words with s or x in our vocabulary.
we will get rid of them.
all of them.
tentacletrainer: (How utterly quaint.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh man FINALLY!
someone who truly appreciates the japanese masterpiece that is anime.
and that might actually watch it with me unlike A CERTAIN BEST BRO THAT I COULD NAME.
when we meet up again you and i should totally sit down and watch some.
i mean, we should really start getting to know each other.
you're dave and rose's teen dad, and best friends of my nanna and jake.
that's all kind of important!
Edited 2013-02-23 04:06 (UTC)
ghostytrainer: (no i cannot smile doofishly.)

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-02-23 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
In the future, you might want to aim somewhere other than the face. Breaking his glasses would be terrible.
I would say let's start with your irony pile since you mentioned it first but we'll be here all day if we do that.
so let's mix it up a bit. Start from the bottom.
Have you considered nasal strips for that snoring problem of yours?
tentacletrainer: (Oh I'm sorry. Did that hurt?)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know as well as I do that that's impossible.
Oh wait. Let me try that again.
You know well I do that.
I mean look at.
We're going to get no where in if we keep up.
And don't even get me on the fact that you can't even my name.
plushaeusrumpified: (eaten by a lion)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
oh man yes
we will get you a rainbow hat
and everyone will be able to see how homo you are
and also how cool
but mostly homo
not that theres anything wrong with being homo
being gay is okay bro
we still love you
we promise
you just gotta be cooler
plushaeusrumpified: (you're leaving now for my own good)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
fine point made.
but that does not mean that we'll be making out any time soon...
or ever!
even with s and x's in our vocabulary we won't be doing the one that is relevant to this conversation!
that particular word is OUT.
out out out out out.
goodbye word.
goodbye forever!!
shippingmath: <user name="vuren"> (pic#5352363)

[personal profile] shippingmath 2013-02-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Bro, does he ever want to punch you.]

Golly dave that sounds a lot like youre assuming things there.
Have you talked to dirk about this??
It seems like the kind of thing you might want to clear with him before making bold statements!
tentacletrainer: (;))

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
And when, pray tell, have you ever refused swapping spit with me before?
Especially when a little intimate touching was involved?
Honestly, you always seem so enthusiastic about it!
And you know how much I like it.
plushaeusrumpified: (Default)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
hey no need to get defensive
im just going off the impressions hes given
past conversations
the fact he wants to wrestle with your trouser snake
etc
plushaeusrumpified: (god can't hear you)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
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tentacletrainer: (You truly amuse me.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
yes even my sister
gotta mark my territory after all
make sure you remember exactly whos sister youre dating
tentacletrainer: (;))

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
How about we continue this conversation...
.....
..
......
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.....
..
..............
................
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...........................................in private?

;)
tentacletrainer: (You are dumber than I thought.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
o-oh my.
are you saying that
senpai
has noticed me?
my anime heart is going doki doki dirk.
plushaeusrumpified: (I want to shelter you)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-02-23 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
NO!!!
GOODBYE ROSE.
GOODBYE FOREVER.


[And he ollies off to go yell at John via his voicemail.]
tentacletrainer: (How utterly quaint.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh
I guess I will just
Go to my father and see if he can heal my broken heart
If you're really serious about this...
shippingmath: <user name="palpo"> (That is in my hair.)

[personal profile] shippingmath 2013-02-23 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Golly! *tugs nervously at collar*
You really do have a way of putting things, strider.
That sure is a lot you just put out in the open!
tentacletrainer: (You don't say?!)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-02-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh dirk.
whisk me away to your bokeh land of anime and sushi.
my heart can't take us being apart anymore!
moveslikestrider: (Moves like Jagger)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
ill get you back for this strider!!!
mark my words!!!!
moveslikestrider: Art by kelaruj @ tumblr (Default)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-02-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god why

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