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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

WOW NO MORE MAKING OUT EITHER!!!!!!
just no more of any of that romantic gross mushy bullshit rose.
none.
forever.
there will be no words with s or x in our vocabulary.
we will get rid of them.
all of them.

[tentacletrainer]

oh man FINALLY!
someone who truly appreciates the japanese masterpiece that is anime.
and that might actually watch it with me unlike A CERTAIN BEST BRO THAT I COULD NAME.
when we meet up again you and i should totally sit down and watch some.
i mean, we should really start getting to know each other.
you're dave and rose's teen dad, and best friends of my nanna and jake.
that's all kind of important!

[ghostytrainer]

In the future, you might want to aim somewhere other than the face. Breaking his glasses would be terrible.
I would say let's start with your irony pile since you mentioned it first but we'll be here all day if we do that.
so let's mix it up a bit. Start from the bottom.
Have you considered nasal strips for that snoring problem of yours?

[tentacletrainer]

You know as well as I do that that's impossible.
Oh wait. Let me try that again.
You know well I do that.
I mean look at.
We're going to get no where in if we keep up.
And don't even get me on the fact that you can't even my name.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh man yes
we will get you a rainbow hat
and everyone will be able to see how homo you are
and also how cool
but mostly homo
not that theres anything wrong with being homo
being gay is okay bro
we still love you
we promise
you just gotta be cooler

[plushaeusrumpified]

fine point made.
but that does not mean that we'll be making out any time soon...
or ever!
even with s and x's in our vocabulary we won't be doing the one that is relevant to this conversation!
that particular word is OUT.
out out out out out.
goodbye word.
goodbye forever!!

[hoperaider]

Tough shit, English, it's staying in your head from now to forever.

[shippingmath]

[Wow, Bro, does he ever want to punch you.]

Golly dave that sounds a lot like youre assuming things there.
Have you talked to dirk about this??
It seems like the kind of thing you might want to clear with him before making bold statements!

[hoperaider]

Hey, Striders are naturally way passed cool.
How can I possibly be cooler, especially when I can finally have the hat of awesome to skyrocket up this echeladder of cool?

[tentacletrainer]

And when, pray tell, have you ever refused swapping spit with me before?
Especially when a little intimate touching was involved?
Honestly, you always seem so enthusiastic about it!
And you know how much I like it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

hey no need to get defensive
im just going off the impressions hes given
past conversations
the fact he wants to wrestle with your trouser snake
etc

[hoperaider]

He'll just have to deal with getting contacts, then.
No, because it usually takes super hearing for people to hear these hedgehog noises.
The only reason anybody would hear 'em would be if they woke up at dawn every morning.

[plushaeusrumpified]

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[hoperaider]

I'll take you under my anime-style wing and lead you down this road of awesome animes to watch.
You're talking to the guru of everything Japanese.

[tentacletrainer]

yes even my sister
gotta mark my territory after all
make sure you remember exactly whos sister youre dating

[tentacletrainer]

How about we continue this conversation...
.....
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...........................................in private?

;)

[tentacletrainer]

o-oh my.
are you saying that
senpai
has noticed me?
my anime heart is going doki doki dirk.

[hoperaider]

You're too uguu kawaii desu for me to handle.
I can't possibly say no.

[plushaeusrumpified]

NO!!!
GOODBYE ROSE.
GOODBYE FOREVER.

[And he ollies off to go yell at John via his voicemail.]

[tentacletrainer]

Oh
I guess I will just
Go to my father and see if he can heal my broken heart
If you're really serious about this...

[shippingmath]

Golly! *tugs nervously at collar*
You really do have a way of putting things, strider.
That sure is a lot you just put out in the open!

[tentacletrainer]

oh dirk.
whisk me away to your bokeh land of anime and sushi.
my heart can't take us being apart anymore!

[hoperaider]

It's a sad truth, but I'm afraid that I won't be leaving Johto until I've gotten all eight badges here.
I can probably send you stuff to tide you over.
It won't ever be the same, but it's the best I can do in this situation.

[moveslikestrider]

ill get you back for this strider!!!
mark my words!!!!

[moveslikestrider]

oh my god why