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[Well, Jake is currently on the road to ~~Viridian City~~ Violet City. He's currently resting somewhere off the road, and he looks a mite hassled.]

I've got two questions I'd like to pose at the moment. My first question is how do you feed a possessed candle when the Pokedex says that it feeds off of the life force of humans and Pokemon? Really, I'm all for survival and taking good care of your Pokemon and all that, but I'm not about to kill myself for it.

My sec--YEOWCH!

[That's about when he flails a little, sighs in exasperation, and holds up his hand. Dangling from it is a Totodile, who looks quite content to be chomping down on Jake's hand.]

How in frig's flipping sake do you get Totodiles to not bite you every time they leave the Pokeball?!

[He should've gone for the cat. But no, he wanted the cool blue alligator baby.]

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[Yes, impart upon him your wisdom, O John Egbert.]

How often would you feed a Litwick?

[Jake will share this sigh.]

Wonderful. I hope this isn't a trait that carries over into whatever it evolves into.

[With his luck so far? It probably will. Have fun having a Croconaw/Feraligatr chomping on you, Jake.]

[When it comes to ghost types, you will find that he is simply the best there is. That's right: suck it, Morty.]

Whenever they're hungry, of course! For Chandel, that's usually around a week or so. But she ate a lot more right after she hatched. She's about six months old now though so she kind of slowed down a bit.

Hooopefully it won't be, especially since its jaws are bound to get stronger. Some pokemon grow out of habits after the evolve, though. So maybe you'll get lucky with your Totodile.

[Cover yourself in hot sauce, Jake. Surely this will ward off the chomps.]

I suppose I'll just have to watch him. He seems to like me well enough to not do any funny business, at least. How do you get them to stop once they've started?

Goodness gracious, I'd really hate to see what would happen if she did keep that trait as she got bigger....

[Sadly, Anika Rose enjoys spicy things.]

Well he should eventually get to a point where you don't have to do anything to get him to stop. But something a simple as a tap and a clear command should be enough to get him to stop while you're still training him. You just have to be consistent and firm with him. It's like teaching a kid...at least I assume that's what it's like. But it sounds like you landed a reasonable one, so you should be fine.

[He's been a kid, but he's never actually raised one before so...]

Ahaaa...yeah. Is it a malicious bite though? Or just like...a playful nibble?

I might have been lucky in that regard. I'd hate to imagine what it'd be like if it hated my guts.

[He sighs and tickles the Totodile's belly. Apparently, she's ticklish, and lets go while making what might be giggling sounds.]

Playful. Sometimes she gets over enthusiastic about it.

If there's one type you don't want to hate you, it's ghosts. I mean...you don't want any pokemon to hate you but ghosts can and will make your life hell.

[Seriously, have you read some of those pokedex entries...]

Anyway, that kinda sounds kind of like a baby thing to me. I have had a few that were overly enthusiastic and energetic when they were younger but mellowed out as they got older and evolved. [A beat.] And then I have two who didn't. And one of them is a nine foot ghost-rock so you can imagine what that's like sometimes. Hopefully you will get lucky in that regard.

I can believe that.

[Sadly yes.]

Oh, dear. How did you get out of those situations?

[John, he has somewhere around or lower than your luck levels.]

What, with Giant? Well luckily he's not like...a hugger or a biter or anything. So nobody really gets hurt it's just that he's a little overzealous when it comes to helping out. To the point where sometimes he makes a mess more than anything else. He means well, but...

[But he's too big to go inside buildings and it's a lot harder to just say "awww how cute" like everyone did before he evolved.]

[Jake rubs his face.]

Heaven help me if Anika turns out to be both a hugger and a biter. Still, I can see that. He must really like you, though.

Oh jeez, I didn't even think of that. Ahaha, wow you might have to watch out for that. Trading in nubs for fully-fledged limbs can sometimes be a dangerous thing, you know?

[He giggles.]

But yeah, I know he does so I can't really be mad at him for it. But still, I can't help but wish he had mellowed out at least a liiiittle bit when he evolved.

That's for sure. She at least doesn't have much of a reach at this stage.

[Rude John.]

Apparently, that was not meant to be.

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