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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Alright so it's safe to say that Bro's first thought is that 'wow i didnt even know you knew what a comma is', but he's not going to mention that because... He's sorta starting to realize he's stepped in it somehow. Gosh, he was just playing around though...]

i dont understand what the problem here is.
it aint like any of this was a secret.
i didnt get the 'this is a secret shut your mouth' memo.
i thought everybody knew this shit.

[moveslikestrider]

uh dude they dont
but im serious
both of you have traded barbs which i think are a crossing of wires
bro is trying to do what bro does which is step in sometimes in subtle ways

[He has had a lot of time to realize these things. Too long to think about it.]

and dirk idk why but the hostility comes from you
does this mean if older ancestor me showed up id get in a fight with him??
fuck i hope not
ive been fuck deep in alt daves before normally we get along just fine
its not even a thing with us then again we eventually became the main dave so uh yeah
anyway

[shippingmath]

If he ever shows up I'm sure the two of you can get along. Talk about SBaHJ or some shit.

The only reason I'm being anything other than courteous in the first place is because he's trying to step in at all.
In way that are completely unsubtle.
The rampant fucking assumptions don't help either.
Have I ever said anything about being gay? Because the answer you're looking for is no.

[moveslikestrider]

whoops wasnt clear
i meant before now
i get why right now because youve never said guess what im gay
its like how for years rose kept psycho analyzing me based on my dreams and jokes
dont tell her i told you two and dont ask what they were about
not important