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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

oh my god why

[tentacletrainer]

why what bro

wrong icon before

[moveslikestrider]

Okay, there's one line you just do not cross.
Man, you crossed it.
Then you danced back across the line and did a backflip plus handspring right back over it.

hehehe

[tentacletrainer]

bitch plz
there are no lines dave strider wont cross
if youre trying to make a point you may want to get a better pencil shaver
because that dull plastic one aint getting you no where

[moveslikestrider]

Well, let me drive home my point with a long steel bladed katana that will never fucking break.

Your sister would be a bit pissed.
Pun not intended.

[tentacletrainer]

yeah well tough shit
marking territory is important in the strider family