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hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm
hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm
Entry tags:
- ain't so tough now are ya,
- apologies all around,
- boy needs a goddamn leash,
- dang jake,
- embarrassing family member approaching,
- geek alert,
- get a beeper for this kid,
- god help us all,
- human society is weird,
- jake plz,
- mischief managed,
- rp,
- rp's a rper who is rping his friend,
- rpception,
- some guidance required,
- we're on the road to viridian city,
- what even,
- which witch is which,
- who is this douche,
- who the hell do you think i am!!
[Text] 09th Page
[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]
I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
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omg i know right
lets talk about how cool he is
you start first
go
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The hat.
It just adds to that cool guy image.
I can't handle it, especially since I'm in my 'my hair must be utterly perfect and I can't wear hats because it'll ruin it' phase.
This, of course, doesn't stop me from stockpiling them.
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oh my god what a precious kawaii uguu
but man yeah hats are fucking rad
who would ever wanna have weird animu hair when they can have a hat
you should wear a hat like bro
it just makes your cool guy levels fly off the fuckin chart
we should glue a hat to your head
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Because fuck everything, she's the best pony and my favorite out of all of them.
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we will get you a rainbow hat
and everyone will be able to see how homo you are
and also how cool
but mostly homo
not that theres anything wrong with being homo
being gay is okay bro
we still love you
we promise
you just gotta be cooler
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Golly dave that sounds a lot like youre assuming things there.
Have you talked to dirk about this??
It seems like the kind of thing you might want to clear with him before making bold statements!
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im just going off the impressions hes given
past conversations
the fact he wants to wrestle with your trouser snake
etc
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You really do have a way of putting things, strider.
That sure is a lot you just put out in the open!
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sometimes shit needs to be out in the open
problems aint solved when their just bottled up
laundry needs airin out sometimes
put that shit on a clothes wire
watch as the breeze gentle rustles it
/Thread JACK
for the record this is dave ie using bros text for this shit mostly to point out a difference
that difference being the words i have to say
you know its serious business when i bother to do the following
I know you're joking and all but, you two have this Karkat past self and present self hate party/something or other going on.
I have no idea what caused it and until now I've been staying out of it.
Both sides have been upping the ante and now we're at that line.
The do not cross people can actually get hurt from this, line.
So dudes, talk to each other.
Instead of you know, fucking with each other's heads.
Please.
[Private to Dave, Bro]
Brilliant idea.
Take a hint, Bro.
If you're going to insist on talking unadulterated shit, put a fucking filter on it.
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i dont understand what the problem here is.
it aint like any of this was a secret.
i didnt get the 'this is a secret shut your mouth' memo.
i thought everybody knew this shit.
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but im serious
both of you have traded barbs which i think are a crossing of wires
bro is trying to do what bro does which is step in sometimes in subtle ways
[He has had a lot of time to realize these things. Too long to think about it.]
and dirk idk why but the hostility comes from you
does this mean if older ancestor me showed up id get in a fight with him??
fuck i hope not
ive been fuck deep in alt daves before normally we get along just fine
its not even a thing with us then again we eventually became the main dave so uh yeah
anyway
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The only reason I'm being anything other than courteous in the first place is because he's trying to step in at all.
In way that are completely unsubtle.
The rampant fucking assumptions don't help either.
Have I ever said anything about being gay? Because the answer you're looking for is no.
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i meant before now
i get why right now because youve never said guess what im gay
its like how for years rose kept psycho analyzing me based on my dreams and jokes
dont tell her i told you two and dont ask what they were about
not important
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How can I possibly be cooler, especially when I can finally have the hat of awesome to skyrocket up this echeladder of cool?
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but you still need a hat
definitely a rainbow hat
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