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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

Dave, please.
We both know that you 'lose it' quite easily when the right buttons are pressed.

[plushaeusrumpified]

guuuuurl
this is between me and bro
step off and go mack on your boy toy ok

[moveslikestrider]

You know I can never resist the siren call of perfect time to observe and continue to write my thesis on your psychie and our father's.
It's a truly fascinating topic.
You can hardly blame me for answering the call.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you shouldnt be listening to any calls
especially not those calls
calls lead to bad things
go answer the call of jesus
and put on a chastity belt while youre there
the sirens will only lead you astray
go go go

[moveslikestrider]

Not at all, it gives me some interesting insight into your mind.
Might I ask why you're being so protective?

[plushaeusrumpified]

im not being protective youre just reading too much into shit
but maybe i just dont want you getting all teen pregnant
or preggers
or whatever the kids these days say
im 16 after all
totally and completely mature
cant stay up on all this kid lingo constantly
but yeah man what if you get teen preggo
we cant have any eggos so soon

[moveslikestrider]

[He knows Rose smacks John's ass but he's seen that it...far as he knows that's all that goes on. Not that he asks.]

Maybe I have no possibility of getting 'teen preggo'.
As nice as it is to hear your concerns, I hope that assuages them.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh wow yeah
ok
just
them fears are completely gone now man
totally
thank you so much for that
fears assuaged

[moveslikestrider]

Good.
Now let's get back to you.

[tentacletrainer]

what?!
how could you lie to me like this rose?
i thought we were going to have babies asap and then run away together!
i mean, how can we have a good 20 kids if we don't start early, right?
way to crush my dreams.
:(

[moveslikestrider]

I thought I said to keep that quiet.
Oh well, the cat is out of the box now.

[tentacletrainer]

oh.
right.
oops?

[moveslikestrider]

Yes, oops.

[tentacletrainer]

you couldn't expect me to keep this a secret forever!
i mean, this is a big deal!
i kind of have to let your brother know...
we're best friends!

[moveslikestrider]

I was planning on the both us telling him first.
After all, he should be the first to know.
Aside from father and mother.