Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror (
hoperaider) wrote2012-10-24 01:40 am
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[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]
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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]
Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!
{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}
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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]
Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!
{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}
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[Which is a shame, things would have been so much easier with his rocketpack.]
Buuuut I can't say I have heard of anybody with those names. And we tend to kind of stick out on the network, you know? With the text colors and talking about really random stuff that nobody else really understands. But I wouldn't be surprised if they show up soon. Johto seems to have taken a liking to people from our world.
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It'll make it easier to spot our friends when they arrive. I hope Jane gets here soon. She's been looking forward to seeing you! Though it's a little strange that you have a different last name than hers.
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Uhh...who is Jane? And why wouldn't we have different last names?
[After all, John doesn't know anybody with the last name "English." And to his knowledge, he has no cool inter-universe penpals like Jade. Plus, since Dad never really wanted to talk too about his nanna (especially her incident) John doesn't actually know her real name.]
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But to answer your second question, her last name is Crocker.
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[There's just one problem though.]
[One thing that Jake said that takes precedence...]
Crocker.
[His expression darkens momentarily, eyes narrowing and smile fading. It's probably just a coincidence, Crocker hardly a rare last name after all! But even so, an ancient hatred begins stirring after nearly two years of slumber...]
Please tell me that's not Crocker as in Betty Crocker.
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[Because as far as he knew, that was just something he did.]
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Well, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, and me call her that. I'm not terribly sure about Jane since she's had no clue that she's been brainwashed by her.
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Brainwashed?! Jeez...it doesn't really surprise me but poor Jane, all the same.
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Well, she's smart and tough, so I'm not terribly worried about her. I think she'll be okay.
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Mmm... Man, this is a lot to take in at once. Okay so...basically for whatever reason...we are all flip-flopped in your session? Or...well I guess technically we're flip-flopped no matter which way you look at it. How the hell did that happen though? I'm kind of confused here.
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[No John, you just never have a clue. That's kind of your thing.]
So what can you tell me then? About like...future alternate universe John and friends?
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Dave and Rose became famous, though. Rose is the author of the Complacency of the Learned series, and Dave is famous for being the creator of the Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movies.
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Wait what?! Jade was murdered? How? Why?!
[Calm down, john. It's not YOUR Jade, okay? It's going to be okay.]
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I don't really know how. I sort of found her one night like that. And I don't know why, either, but Dirk guesses that it was because she'd been openly fighting against the Condesce.
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That's terrible...but I guess in a way it kind of...fits? Jade's grandpa...which I guess is technically you, died when she was really young too. I have no idea how but Bec ended up taking care of her after that.
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Bec...her dog with the weird powers?
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