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Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2012-10-24 01:40 am

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[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]

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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]

Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!


{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}
ghostytrainer: (acquiring a taste for freeform jazz.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-24 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, no. To be honest, I didn't have it on me when I was brought here. Long story, but it was actually my dreamself who ended up getting it. Not that that would have mattered, since nothing from home came with me here.

[Which is a shame, things would have been so much easier with his rocketpack.]

Buuuut I can't say I have heard of anybody with those names. And we tend to kind of stick out on the network, you know? With the text colors and talking about really random stuff that nobody else really understands. But I wouldn't be surprised if they show up soon. Johto seems to have taken a liking to people from our world.
ghostytrainer: (could you repeat that?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-24 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[John quirks a brow.]

Uhh...who is Jane? And why wouldn't we have different last names?

[After all, John doesn't know anybody with the last name "English." And to his knowledge, he has no cool inter-universe penpals like Jade. Plus, since Dad never really wanted to talk too about his nanna (especially her incident) John doesn't actually know her real name.]
ghostytrainer: (suspicious...)

video; jake...jake why. why would you do this.

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-26 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that's kind of weird but whatever. Weird is the flavor of Homestuck life so he can deal. Normally he'd ask more questions though, I mean who wouldn't be curious about their alternate life in a switched universe?]

[There's just one problem though.]

[One thing that Jake said that takes precedence...]


Crocker.

[His expression darkens momentarily, eyes narrowing and smile fading. It's probably just a coincidence, Crocker hardly a rare last name after all! But even so, an ancient hatred begins stirring after nearly two years of slumber...]

Please tell me that's not Crocker as in Betty Crocker.
ghostytrainer: (wanna fite about it?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-28 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I fucking knew it! ["Just a baked goods company" they said. "Not actually a real person" they said. "Calme down, John" they said. But look who's calm now!? Wait that didn't make any sense.] The Batterwitch has her gnarled claws in e-- wait did you say you guys call her the Batterwitch?

[Because as far as he knew, that was just something he did.]
ghostytrainer: (welp.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-28 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He likes the sound of these Dirk and Roxy people. Finally people who understand.]

Brainwashed?! Jeez...it doesn't really surprise me but poor Jane, all the same.
ghostytrainer: (mind. fuck.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like John ever listens to Eridan anyway. Dude is kind of a major tooly douchebag wrapped up in fishy arrogance.]

Mmm... Man, this is a lot to take in at once. Okay so...basically for whatever reason...we are all flip-flopped in your session? Or...well I guess technically we're flip-flopped no matter which way you look at it. How the hell did that happen though? I'm kind of confused here.
ghostytrainer: (oh? and what makes you say that?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-10-29 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe... [He trails off.] This whole thing is just kinda weird. Like, I made all of us as babies and even I don't have any clue what's going on. Though maybe it's just because I'm kind of behind everybody else, chronologywise.

[No John, you just never have a clue. That's kind of your thing.]

So what can you tell me then? About like...future alternate universe John and friends?
ghostytrainer: (please let that be ketchup.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-11-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[omg you suck, Jake.]

Wait what?! Jade was murdered? How? Why?!

[Calm down, john. It's not YOUR Jade, okay? It's going to be okay.]
ghostytrainer: (wait. don't go.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-11-03 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[John just looks incredibly sad at that. Jade, why?]

That's terrible...but I guess in a way it kind of...fits? Jade's grandpa...which I guess is technically you, died when she was really young too. I have no idea how but Bec ended up taking care of her after that.
ghostytrainer: (that was a pretty funny joke!)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-11-09 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! That's Bec! He was actually here for a little while too, as a human. But it's good that both of you are getting the chance to meet each other in person. At roughly the same age, no less.