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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

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[hoperaider]

Striders are not goobers.

[Jake is having a fair laugh over this, though.]

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[when_turks_fly]

Aren't you a little biased to be making that sort of declaration, Dirk?

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[hoperaider]

There is no bias, there is only Strider.
I'm hanging out with John too much if I'm starting to make Ghostbusters references.

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[when_turks_fly]

Please, you're striding is overwhelming me. What's Ghostbusters? It sounds like a band. Are those song lyrics?

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[hoperaider]

Nah, it's a movie.
A comedy that's pretty great.
Obviously, you need to see it at some point.

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[when_turks_fly]

Do you think they have it here?