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hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm
hoperaider) wrote2013-02-22 09:30 pm
Entry tags:
- ain't so tough now are ya,
- apologies all around,
- boy needs a goddamn leash,
- dang jake,
- embarrassing family member approaching,
- geek alert,
- get a beeper for this kid,
- god help us all,
- human society is weird,
- jake plz,
- mischief managed,
- rp,
- rp's a rper who is rping his friend,
- rpception,
- some guidance required,
- we're on the road to viridian city,
- what even,
- which witch is which,
- who is this douche,
- who the hell do you think i am!!
[Text] 09th Page
[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]
I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.
no subject
GOODBYE ROSE.
GOODBYE FOREVER.
[And he ollies off to go yell at John via his voicemail.]
no subject
I guess I will just
Go to my father and see if he can heal my broken heart
If you're really serious about this...