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[hoperaider]

[Hello, Pokeland. This is actually not Jake's 'gear that he's using at the moment, but one Dirk Strider's. He kind of borrowed it.]

I'm Dirk Strider and I have an irony problem.
I also have a problem of equestrian nature, but I'm too fucking cool to get into the gory details.
My friends are awesome, but I'm too proud to admit it to their faces or some shit.
Dave's movies are fucking awesome, fight me.
Anime is great, even if a certain goober can't pronounce the fucking name right.
What else.
Oh.
I throw Pokedexes at people who sing annoying as hell and or catchy songs.
I also snore like a hedgehog and sneeze like a kitten.
Carry on, Johto.

Comments

[hoperaider]

[Ohjesus Jake is just not sure he's able to handle Dirk using his lingo. It's just too fucking funny.]

It's not like Robin Williams even objected to the mistake.
Also, the only movies I find good are the ones involving ponies and oddly muscular rabbits.
We're not getting into Dave's films since we can both agree all of his films are fucking rad.
Don't even get me started on music or we'll be here all day long.

[shippingmath]

[Then imagine how everyone else feels when Jake uses it.]

No, dirk, you should totally tell me about your amazing taste in music.
I respect and admire your ability to select the coolest of beats.
I also respect your slick ironic talent because jumping jehoshaphat i sure do not understand it at all!

[hoperaider]

[With Jake, it's endearing. With Dirk? Comedy gold.]

Is this an invitation to talk about bands people have rarely heard about?
Is it, Jake?

[shippingmath]

By gum that is exactly what i am suggesting.
Lay it on me, dude!!!
Then teach me about your animes, which i cannot pronounce the name of.

[hoperaider]

Calm your man tits, bro, all in due time.
Top 5 bands, no particular order, even if it's a short list anyway since I'm a picky as shit guy.
Florence + The Machine, Imogen Heap, deadmau5, Mika, and Vocaloids since they might as well be a goddamn band at this point.
Well, if you don't like Sailor Moon/Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, then you're utterly hopeless in terms of great magical girl series.

[This is a sign that these two hang out too much.]

[shippingmath]

[There is a 100% chance that these two hang out too much.]

Because i have no taste i have an inability to appreciate any of these but i will take your utterly trustworthy word on it.
If we were not in a land of adventure and pokemon i would definitely listen to a fuckton of vocaloids right at this very instant!
And in order to keep me from giving the impression of a country bumpkin you should show me your animes, dirk.

[hoperaider]

The only animes out there is Sailor Moon and Pokemon.
Don't fall for the Digimon trap, just don't.
Nobody even talks about XYZ anymore.

[no jake no those first two letters are all wrong]

[shippingmath]

[He'll correct Jake about that in excruciating detail as soon as they're not roleplaying.]

Sounds like good advice!
Ill be sure to watch these and bask in their smashing and riveting plots and ignore other inferior animes that i would otherwise be inclined to partake in.

[hoperaider]

[A shame it'll probably go in one ear and out the other.]

Fucking right.
Any new movies catch your interest, Jake?
I talked about my shit, now spill.

[shippingmath]

Gee, dirk, that could take a while.

[hoperaider]

When does Dirk Strider care when something takes a while?
Almost never.