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Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2037-10-24 01:56 am
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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2012-12-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
JAKE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
C H R I S T M A S

IT IS COMING UP SOON !

AND
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS
TO YOUR FRIENDS
doitrockapella: (ROSTER ◊ ZACK ❖ beep bop boop)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2012-12-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS !

BUT
I DO NOT LIKE TO BATTLE
AND BATTLING IS HOW YOU GET MONEY

SO I HAVE NO MONEY
FOR PRESENTS
FOR MY FRIENDS

BUT
CARMEN SAYS
H A N D M A D E
P R E S E N T S
ARE GOOD PRESENTS TOO

BUT JAKE

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE HANDMADE PRESENTS
IF I HAVE NO HANDS

:(
doitrockapella: (ROSTER ◊ ZACK ❖ beep bop boop)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2012-12-09 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
OH !
WOULD THAT BE A GOOD PRESENT ???

I AM GOOD AT PROGRAMMING !

BEEP BOP BOOP

JAKE DO YOU KNOW
WHY ELECTRIC TYPES MAKE GOOD PROGRAMMERS ?
BECAUSE THEY CAN RAICHU ANYTHING !

HAHAHA

AND SO CAN I