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Jake English ☥ golgothasTerror ([personal profile] hoperaider) wrote2037-10-24 01:56 am
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audio; 11/22; shortly after ryuunosuke sets sprout tower on fire

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2012-11-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, are you okay!? I just saw that broadcast from Team Rocket. You weren't anywhere near the tower, were you??

[He knows that people supposedly can't die in Johto. But dammit, he's still worried. Because nobody has ever really...outright confirmed that. He's come close himself before but that's not the same as "yeah this one time I totally got blown up but I totally survived it."]

[And he's not crazy about the idea of Jake being the one to test this.]


Just call me back ass soon as you get this, okay?
timelymaid: art by <user name=xamag-homestuck site=tumblr.com> (- oh no.)

text; 11/22; maybe five minutes after the post goes live

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
hi jake!
roxy and i just saw the video
and were pretty certain thats sprout tower by violet :(
according to our map and the guide book i picked up
if you get a chance to text or call us back please do!!
we still have about six days before we are at your location
or we would check for ourselves
i sincerely hope you are well!
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audio; 11/22; shortly after ryuunosuke sets sprout tower on fire

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2012-11-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He has to repeatedly tell himself that people don't die here. It's not even a thing. It isn't like the game where they were all in love with dying. Bro is in that city and so is Jake and fucking shit mom and aradia were on their way there.

He'd be flipping tables if some cynical part of him wasn't saying I fucking told you life could never be good.]


Hey, Jake. We heard about the fire Team Rocket just unleashed like some explosive diarrhea. Like they had all you can eat taco night and just shit themselves in front of everyone. Uh, anyway. Give us a call and let us know how you are.
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text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
D:
i think that is a bit too much adventure!!
im glad that youre okay though
i think when we visit any future towers we should avoid the flaming ones
although obviously it wasnt that way when you went in

so that was team rocket? :(
timelymaid: art by <user name="pancakestein" site="tumblr.com"> (- rage.)

text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
it can be an official travelling rule
only nonflaming towers for us

ive only heard a little about them
but that seems to be the uniform i was warned about in the video
it was quite a bold move
and also an inscrutable one
i see no profit in such an action
moveslikestrider: (It came before my eyes.)

audio; 11/22;

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2012-11-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
... [He's alive and that's pretty huge. Dave rubs the edges of his gear and releases a breath he didn't know he was holding.]

You are one lucky fucker. Have you seen a doctor yet? You should really go check in with one. For you and your pokemon. ...Have you seen Bro?
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text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
i find i prefer opposition who has motivations other than pure entertainment
i hope they are alright as well
will you let us know??
perhaps if nothing else help can be given to rebuilding their tower

was anyone else from our world in violet
i did not get everyones locations exactly
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text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
good!!
i hope this is an isolated occurrence :(

good
well not good
but i am glad not many people were there

what do you know about team rocket jake
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (- sad thoughts.)

text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
hm
well the main point there i think would be that without death as a factor
pain and injuries are still probably viable options
and thus ought to be avoided

i heard in another network post that they did bombings??
and the girl i spoke to said they were chaotic
i believe we should ask more questions about them given what happened today
moveslikestrider: (The witch is inside of me.)

audio; 11/22;

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2012-11-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I did. But he hasn't answered. He's always a mysterious mother fucker, just being where ever he goes. Either I'll get a ring back, or find out some other way. If you see him first tell him to call, damn it.

[He's fretting a bit now. He doesn't have the belief Bro is unkillable anymore. Hasn't in years.]

You should go rest after getting put through that. Take a shower or something, it could help out.
timelymaid: art credit unknown, please contact (= try me.)

text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
what or who is jiminy christmas o_o
and yes i would think this incident and reported bombings are highly indicative of the group as a whole
but you can never have too much information
especially when you start out with nothing
timelymaid: art by <user name="solarpoweredkolala" site="deviantart.com"> (= conversations. red.)

text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
oh okay
whats a jesus christ
yes!!
i have already been taking notes on all the advice and things i have been told
i will start a new list for this group specifically
it is our job as adventureologists to figure it out

i made up that word
:)
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (+ you can count on me.)

text; 11/22;

[personal profile] timelymaid 2012-11-23 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
and another way to say his name is jiminy christmas

yes that is exactly the case!!
because archaeventurer sounds silly

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