[He has to repeatedly tell himself that people don't die here. It's not even a thing. It isn't like the game where they were all in love with dying. Bro is in that city and so is Jake and fucking shit mom and aradia were on their way there.

He'd be flipping tables if some cynical part of him wasn't saying I fucking told you life could never be good.]

Hey, Jake. We heard about the fire Team Rocket just unleashed like some explosive diarrhea. Like they had all you can eat taco night and just shit themselves in front of everyone. Uh, anyway. Give us a call and let us know how you are.