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[hoperaider]

[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]

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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]

Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!

{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}

Comments

[papshooshing]

TROLLS ARE NOT THE FRIENDLY SORT.

[hoperaider]

You seem friendly enough though.

[papshooshing]

THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH HUMANS FOR THE LAST SWEEP.
I AM STARTING TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR INFERIOR THINK PANS OPERATE.

[hoperaider]

Sweep?

[He's totally thinking about broomsticks.]

[papshooshing]

IT'S HOW WE MEASURE TIME.
ONE SOLAR SWEEP FOR TROLLS IS ABOUT TWO YEARS FOR HUMANS.

[hoperaider]

Fascinating.

[Sadly, his astronomy goes only as far as using it to navigate, whoops.]

[papshooshing]

NOT REALLY?