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[hoperaider]

[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]

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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]

Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!

{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}

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[tentacletrainer]

There is plenty to explore here, so you are most certainly in luck.
And I see.
You must be a relative of John's.
Your likeness is uncanny. I could confuse you for a pair of twins.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Jake.
I'm Rose Lalonde.

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[hoperaider]

Im not sure about john but im certainly related to a jade in your group.
Jade and i have been penpals for ages!
Really? Well i cant wait to meet the chap face to face for the first time then!
Lalonde? As in the famous writer?
Oh wait you wouldnt be famous yet.
Erm then would you know a roxy lalonde? Or related to a roxy?

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Oh? Her? A famous writer?

Tell her more.]]

Related to Jade?
You must be her grandfather and, therefor, her and John's biological father by ectobiological standards.
A famous writer, hm?
I'm not yet, no, but at least I know I have an obtainable goal to shoot for now.
What, perchance, did I write?
And yes, I do happen to be related to a Roxy Lalonde.
She's my mother.

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[hoperaider]

[Just wait until he meets Dave.]

Yes well shes my grandma on my side of the universe but great!
Shes told me quite a bit about you all but more so john because of his birthday.
The two of us collaborated on a birthday present for him not too long ago.
You wrote something of a six volume series called complacency of the learned.
If i remember correctly it basically warned what would happen in our future and at the same time taunted the villain who would conquer earth.
At least that was my friend dirks speculation on the whole thing and hes pretty adept at reading between the lines.
Roxy introduced me to it and loved to go on about how cool you were!
Are.
Whatever.
Phew! I guessed correctly.
Thats a little strange though. In our universe youre *her* mother.

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[tentacletrainer]

To put it simply, which may be best for now unless you would prefer to launch into a long explanation, game bullshit.
And time bullshit.
And just general bullshit as well.

Six volumes?
And an interesting storyline...
Which certainly implies some things if his speculations are correct.

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[hoperaider]

No i think ill get the details at a later date.
Hopefully one spoonful at a time.

I wouldnt bet against dirk strider but thats my opinion.