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[hoperaider]

[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]

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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]

Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!

{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}

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[roemance]

shes a cunnin fakemage thats wwhat she is
dont let her fool you wwith her nice act before long shell be blowin your stuff up wwith her fakespells or pokemon

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[hoperaider]

[He has the distinct feeling that agreeing with this guy is going to be better than arguing with him.]

Ill keep my guard up then.
By the by im jake english! Whats your name?

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[roemance]

the names eridan ampora

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[hoperaider]

A pleasure to meet you!
Are there any others i should keep an eye out for?

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[roemance]

yeah actually
theres this asshole called sollux wwhos a total fuckin tool an you dont wwant anythin to do wwith him at all alright
same for vvanitas just dont speak to him its not wworth your time

kars usually wwith them and hes ok though
cher too i think she spoke to you already

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[hoperaider]

Yes cheria has been stupendously helpful!
I dont think ive met anyone named sollux or vanitas but ill take your advice.

[Okay, he might not because dang he's curious, but w/e.]

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[roemance]

so

[He doesnt actually know what to say but hey its rare that meeting someone doesnt start becoming an argument right away hes gotta make the most of it]

you played sburb huh

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[hoperaider]

Im starting to and its not going spectacularly.
Death destruction and mass mayhem has mostly been happening and not all of us have even entered the medium yet.
I think that jane is the only one who has so far.

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[roemance]

thats pretty much wwhat happens all the time wwith wwhoevver is playin it
theres no hope a it suceedin and anyone that tells you otherwwise is just delirious in the thinkpan or just plain stupid

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[hoperaider]

But if you dont have hope then whats the point?

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[roemance]

sometimes you just got to face the fact that theres no hope left
and thats comin from the prince a hope himself

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[hoperaider]

Youre a hope player too?

[Yes, yes that's literally all that Jake is going to say on the matter. He has...interesting priorities.]

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[roemance]

im THE hope player

[The only one as far as he knows and also not really paying attention here and focusing on himself]

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[hoperaider]

Im the hope player for our session too!
Im the page of hope.

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[roemance]

really
wwell then you wwill knoww wwhat im talkin about before too long
maybe youre not so bad then i mean the hope class is alwways reservved for the player thats most deservvin of it obvviously

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[hoperaider]

I suppose i will just have to wait and see then.
Im sure ill be looking to you for advice since youre more of an expert on the whole business than i am.

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[roemance]

yeah thats right i am
glad someone here is savvvvy enough to see that
so uh
yeah if you wwant somethin you can ask me or cher i guess
i mean wwe might not mind
if wwere not busy wwith all our stuff thats goin on i mean
yeah

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[hoperaider]

Well if you are busy then ill be fine with waiting until you get it all sorted out.
Thank you for the offer!

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[roemance]

[Oh Jake you are just buying into all his bullshit and he loves it]

no problem