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[Okay, so, Jake accidentally hit a few buttons, so have fun watching what looks like John Egbert having a hard time with an overly affectionate Emolga. At least, it's only for a few seconds. It kind of cuts out to text when he falls down on the ground.]

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[After a couple moments more, there is a proper text message.]

Jiminy frigging christmas are these pokemon things always so enthusiastic to meet new people?
Jeez.
I apologize for that spot of trouble but the rapscallion wouldnt take no for an answer!
Or stay for that matter.
At any rate is this perchance a dream bubble?
If it is its the weirdest one ive been in yet!

{OOC: It's also action for anybody in New Bark Town.}

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ok not what i thought youd remember
do you remember spider troll of the long verbatim and uh punky sea princess you suddenly started punching

Vaguely.
Getting hit on the head three times in the same day does terrible things to a fellas memory!
Then youre one of the people i met?
I think im further along in time than you are if thats the case.
Though im certainly not an expert on that.

hit on the
what
do you seriously get hit on the head that much in a day
how do you not have a massive headache
or need a hospital trip
thats a lot of head trauma

i did happen to be hanging out standing around
but that was a year ago for me
so technically im ahead of you just we havent spoken until now
names dave strider

No no today i just had rotten luck.
I mean there had been a few tremors due to the volcano on the island suddenly becoming active.
And then there was that business in the dream bubble.
And it all ended with a rabbit getting me out of a jam and exploding because of that dragon that flies around.
*SIGH*
I suppose im just lucky that ive only gotten a few bruises and some minor memory problems.

Oh i see.

[Wait. Dave Strider? brb, Dave, he's having a moment to have an internal fangirl scream.]

*THE* dave strider?
Ben stiller sunglasses and all?

yeah dave strider still glasses and

what

whats this the stuff
i mean yeah theres only one dave fucking strider
but youre saying it like celebrity the

In our universe you *are* famous!
Your sbahj movies are really popular and its one of the few movies dirk and i can agree on that are amazing to watch.

[He has no idea how to take that.]

huh
wait whos dirk
and shit yes sbahj going big hell yes

Dirk strider your brother.
Well hed be your little brother in our universe but details.
But yes your movies are famous for surreal comedies even when they apparently turned to subtle jabs at the condesce.
Shes the one who pretty much destroys the human race.
Dirk would be the expert on any sort of analysis of them. I think hes a bigger fan than i am actually.

this sounds like such an amazing trainwreck
youll have to tell me all about it sometime
anyway
how much poke knowledge have you gotten already
do i need to add anything in or what

Id be more than happy to!
Well i only know the things about this particular johto but ive really only seen the movies.

welp
first off toss all that out of your head
the music never stops but it changes and if you think you can headbutt trees or try to climb it wont work
assuming that swimming is sorta like that
anyway
flying isnt instant travel it takes a few days to get from one place to another
with me so far

Theres music playing?

[He really didn't notice.]

Im with you so far though its weird that you cant climb.

i was going to say you learn to ignore it but you got that covered
yeah exactly you should be able to climb
just hop right the fuck up and get to higher ground
but this place goes nope you aint getting THAT boon

Phooey im glad you told me before i even tried.
But youre not sure about swimming?

no idea
could work might not
im not dumb enough to test it

It might be safer to simply ride on the pokemon in that case.
It feels odd to rely so heavily on these creatures.
Is there anything else i should be made aware of?

yeah it seems a little weird
but people rely on planes and cars like theyre their spouse

not that i can think of
wait oh right be careful about trading pokemon you just hand your pokemon to someone and thats trading it

I suppose taking a pokemon instead would be far cheaper than a plane?

I have to wonder if anyone found out about the trading thing the hard way.

and without those annoying lines just mount up and youre ollie outie

betting john did he warned me about it

I wouldnt think a small bird would be able to handle a human sized load would it?

Haha oh dear.
Thats certainly something to ask him about!

welcome to pokemon
leave your sense at the door

yes exactly you should totally ask him whats up with that

Perhaps it would be better if i stopped questioning the physics and natural laws of this world.

Should i relay his answer to you?

hell yes
bring back to me the deets on this

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