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hoperaider) wrote2013-03-07 06:32 am
hoperaider) wrote2013-03-07 06:32 am
Entry tags:
- achy breaky heart,
- all exiting the drama llama,
- apologies all around,
- being linear is for squares,
- boy needs a goddamn leash,
- cannot handle crying women,
- embarrassing family member approaching,
- guess who's birthday's coming up,
- how does romance,
- human society is weird,
- inevitability sucks donkey dicks,
- it's nothing like the movies,
- jake plz,
- lots of tags,
- resolutions get!!!,
- romance how does it work,
- some guidance required,
- striders are intimidating,
- sucks to be jake,
- surprise birthdays!,
- talk about awkward,
- totally didn't,
- totally didn't forget april's next month
[Video] 10th Page | Filtered Heavily From: Jane and John (Backdate: March 6)
[Looks like Jake is contemplating on his four badges when the feed turns on. He glances up at the camera and frowns a little.]
It's a while yet before I challenge the next gym, but what's Olivine's Gym like? I've gathered that she uses Steel-types, and I've got Pokemon with the type advantage. I guess what I want to know is if there's any on her team I should watch out for?
[After his battle with Morty, he's gotten pretty cautious about these Gym Leaders.]
Oh! And I know it's a while off, but John and Jane's birthdays are April 13th! I'm not sure where the party will take place until it gets closer to the date, but it'd be ace if friends of theirs could make it for the celebration! However, I want to make it a surprise party for them, so if we could keep it on the down low, that would be exceptionally helpful.
[Filtered to: Dave, Bro, John, Rose, Jade, Terezi, Val, Other Father, Aradia, Sollux, Karkat, Kanaya, Dirk, Carmen(?)]
[He's...kind of nervous about this, wow. It's like facing both immediate and extended family and...wow scary.]
A couple of you might not care much, but I thought I'd include you in on it anyway. Dirk, too, so he can jump in whenever like the ninja he is. Um...sooo...Dirk and I are dating. [Blasted blush go away.] As of today, in fact. That's a thing that happened. ...yeah.
[Filtered to: Jane; Backdated to before this went up because Jake's mun forgot all about cause and effect]
Um. Can we talk? Face-to-face? Somewhere?
It's a while yet before I challenge the next gym, but what's Olivine's Gym like? I've gathered that she uses Steel-types, and I've got Pokemon with the type advantage. I guess what I want to know is if there's any on her team I should watch out for?
[After his battle with Morty, he's gotten pretty cautious about these Gym Leaders.]
Oh! And I know it's a while off, but John and Jane's birthdays are April 13th! I'm not sure where the party will take place until it gets closer to the date, but it'd be ace if friends of theirs could make it for the celebration! However, I want to make it a surprise party for them, so if we could keep it on the down low, that would be exceptionally helpful.
[Filtered to: Dave, Bro, John, Rose, Jade, Terezi, Val, Other Father, Aradia, Sollux, Karkat, Kanaya, Dirk, Carmen(?)]
[He's...kind of nervous about this, wow. It's like facing both immediate and extended family and...wow scary.]
A couple of you might not care much, but I thought I'd include you in on it anyway. Dirk, too, so he can jump in whenever like the ninja he is. Um...sooo...Dirk and I are dating. [Blasted blush go away.] As of today, in fact. That's a thing that happened. ...yeah.
[Filtered to: Jane; Backdated to before this went up because Jake's mun forgot all about cause and effect]
Um. Can we talk? Face-to-face? Somewhere?
[audio | all the filters]
I'll be holding you to that, Jake.
[ Oh dear. Valeria's smile stretches that much wider now. ],/b>
A problem? Most certainly not. I'm happy for you two! I am! It's just... this is all so sudden. [ Run, Jake. Don't take the bait. Don't do it! ]
[audio | all the filters]
[All these question marks.]
Sudden? How? [He's about to start apologizing.]
[audio | second filter]
[ Don't get her started on dragons, Jake. She's still training to be able to take them down on her own. She was before she came to this world. ]
Well, I suppose it wasn't really that sudden, but really, Jake. You could've told me.
[audio | second filter]
[Probably consult Dirk on strategies for once.]
But...it happened just yesterday and I told you now! I'm...sorry?
[audio | second filter]
<[ And that... that is just precious. Jake, please. ]
I suppose it's alright. I mean, I would have appreciated having more time to prepare for my boys becoming an adorable couple, but I suppose I'll just have to make some last minute preparations now.
[audio | second filter]
[Good thing it's a long ways off!]
Wh.... [what does he even respond to first] Um...sorry for the inconvenience and last minute planning, Val.
[He looks legitimately apologetic why Jake]
[audio | second filter]
Jake, are you taking me seriously?
[audio | second filter]
...You...weren't?
[audio | second filter]
[ Oh Jake. Jake, Jake, Jake. Baby. Darling. Sweetie. ]
No, I was only teasing! I'm happy for both of you! I just... [ Failed kinda miserably. ]
[audio | second filter]
[He perks right back up. Jake is a puppy, it's the only logical conclusion.]
Phew, you started scaring the knickers off me.
[audio | second filter]
Tell Dirk he can send his 'thank you' to my inbox. I also accept candy!
[ And no, she really couldn't resist. ]
[audio | second filter]
[He sounds so confused.]
[audio | second filter]
[ Yes, she's going to go there. Oh Jake. ]
[audio | second filter]
[Jake doesn't want to go there, mom!]
[audio | second filter]
You really don't get it?
[audio | second filter]
[audio -> VIDEO | PRIVATE FOREVER]
So, you don't really know why Dirk would be pleased that you lost your knickers?
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No, I don't see how he'd be pleased by me losing an article of clothing. He's seen me without them before.
[fjdsklahjfewa JAKE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING]
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N-n-n-no! No no no no no! I mean that he's seen me in nothing but a towel after a I've taken a shower before!!!
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[ And kind of a relief considering the two only just got together on an official note, not that she thinks either of them would jump the gun. Some teenagers would, sure, but not Jake and Dirk. At least, that's what her gut says. Then again, assuming when it comes to teenagers... that's tricky and look where that just got her in this case. ]
Alright. We can work with that. So, you two haven't had sex and you're not sure why he would be happy to see you without knickers. Are we on the same page?
[ And she's going to pause and nip a potential assumption in the bud. ]
Has anyone talked to you about sex before, Jake?
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[Okay, okay, his blush is going down a little bit.]
I...no, nobody's strictly talked to me about it. My Grandma never had the time to get into a discussion with me on the subject.
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Perhaps it's time you had that discussion. You're a growing boy. More a young man now, really, and it's going to come up. I may not be your grandma, but I care about you and I don't want you to be without that knowledge. I want you to be safe and... well, as prepared as you can, if that makes sense.
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I'd appreciate that! The only thing I'm really prepared for is survival, honestly.
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